Moi ABCs! XD

Moe: Moe's Tavern.
Bart: Hello, I'm looking for Mr. Tudanzluht. First name Apourshey.
Moe: Just a sec. Hey, is Apourshey Tudanzluht here? I want Apourshey Tudanzluht now! Is there A Prostitute and Slut here?
(Customers laugh)
Moe: Wait a minute. There ain't Apourshey Tud... egad!...anzluht? Listen you cheeky lad, when I get my hands on you, I'm gonna pull out your eyeballs with a corkscrew!

A - Age you got your first kiss: Isn't it obvious it's da day u were born? Argh, I think I'm gettin' one from moi momma righ' now!
B - Band listening to right now: the Black Eyed Peas
C - Cookie Flavour You Luv: Argh........... 2 many!!! *eats assorted ones @ an alarming rate*
D - Doing @ the moment: Downloadin' WMP skins.... wow.....
E - Egg You Last Ate: Tomato Omelette
F - Favourite bands @ the moment: The Backstreet Boys, Green Day, Simple Plan, The Black Eyed Peas
G - Gummy bears or gummy worms: Gummy worms
H - Hedgehog or Echidna: Whichever that fits the inner soul...
I - Instruments: Creativity machine, MusicMixer v5, & my ... Graphic Equalizer?
K - Kids: My cousins in HK
L - Last person u were angry at: Nobody!!!
M - Madly In Love With Which Color: Red!!!
N - Nicknames: Jw21, Juzio Nux, Joshua, Jia Se Tun, Jia Tin Lai, Knuxster, JockyGeek, GeekyJock
O - One wish: For my problems to shoo to..... sum1 else.... no that's bad... *stabs himself*
P - Phobia[s]: Fear itself, headaches, porn, scraping actions & sounds
Q - Quote that Describes U da Best: "God!...."
R - Reason to live: Incomplete Pirioties and Unfinished Great Things
S - Song you sang last: Incomplete by the Backstreet Boys
T - Time you woke up today: 6am, 7am, 8:30, 9am, 10:30am :XD:
U - Unknown fact about me: I always keep making colour and sound schemes on the Display/Sound properties on my Win98
V - Vegetable you hate: SPINACH! :pukes:
W - Worst habit(s): Biting moi nailz...
X - X-rays you've had: 3!
Y - Yummy food: Fajitaz & Ramenz... Mmmm... Trendy
Z - Zodiac sign: Chinese-Goat, Western-Pisces